This is most of my spam email for that 24 hours (I deleted the stock alerts and the sunglasses ads)
Here are a few tips for the spammers:
- I do not need any of the drugs you're advertising
- I do not have a penis
- I'm not into watches and wear one as rarely as possible
- I'm happily married to a man
"Could See Monster Rally Soon" -- is that a stock market rally, an erection, or something to do with big trucks? I'm not going to find out...